Who the hell would cancel a shoot with Chris Rockway? If I had a shoot planned with Chris Rockway, I’d literally lock away my computer and phone, lest someone steal my identity, until the glorious date. But according to Randy Blue, some idiot — I have some ideas, too — wasn’t able to make his shoot with Rockway and THEY GOT SOMEONE TO FILL IN. This isn’t a shift at Wendy’s, this is Chris Rockway INSIDE you. You don’t call in sick.
On the other hand, Antonio here must have felt like he’d just come out of Kate Middleton when he heard the good news.
I always think of Chris Rockway as the good witch version of Leo Giamani (who I maybe lusted after harder). Leo always seemed a little wilder, a little less put together, a little more out there, a tumbling boulder that you don’t move for. Rockway was cleaner — Maddy Fergeson to Giamani’s Laura Palmer. I still miss Leo, but man — is Chris Rockway fine piece of ass …
Randy Blue’s newest exclusive, Justin Owen, reminded me of someone but I couldn’t put my finger on it. Anyway, it only took me a week, but I finally figured it out: Joey Lawrence! (but vintage Joey Lawrence before that whole weird hairline made him start wearing headbands and suddenly turn all “Jersey Shore” on us).
Justin Owen (above, left), The Lawrence brothers, above right. He actually looks like all three Lawrence brothers to varying degrees [Full disclosure: I’ve had embarrassing crushes on the Brothers Lawrence since Joey’s “Blossom” days. (Whoa!)].
Anywho. Justin’s kicked off Randy Blue’s upcoming web series “Welcome To LA” with a solo — which he spices up by showing off his perfect asshole and stuffing a few of his fingers up it. Each episode of the series will highlight a different neighborhood of Los Angeles. Hm … a webseries focused on different neighborhoods of a city … again, I am reminded of something but, again, I can’t quite put my finger on it. Episode 1: Hollywood (which features Justin Owen’s perfect pink asshole getting plowed by Diego Sans) premieres on RandyBue Friday, September 20th …
Until then, they released this PG teaser clip of Justin adorably stumbling through his dialogue:
As plenty of wiser faggots than I have pointed out, the connections between pig sex and the religious supplication are not THAT different.
Given that the Francis the Friendly Pope is dismissing relgious debates over gay people and abortion like a a stoned 70s priest, I figured it’s only a little while longer before he tells us that all those stories about Sodom were rumors made up by Philistine real estate agents who wanted to buy low before the inevitable gentrification. Sexy Bible stories, and gay porn scenes even Papa could love, after the jump.
“Yet she became more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. There she lusted after her lovers whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. (Ezekiel 23:20)
If there’s every anyone that fulfills my teenage dreams of meeting a defrocked Italian priest, it’s Tony. He’s not blessing us with his sacrament here, but Gio is positively apostolic. More …
Then his father Issac said to him, “Come here my son, and kiss me.” (Genesis 27:26)
And Judah said unto Onan, Go in unto thy brother’s wife, and marry her, and raise up seed to thy brother. And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother’s wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother. (Genesis 38:8-9)
3. Fraternity X Let’s be frank: we know it’s about to rain down fire and brimstone in Arizona. But in the meantime, bring us your men. In the latest downward spiral, the boys of Fraternity X smoke a lot of weed and gangbang Sean (Pike) More …
“So they pitched a tent for Absalom on the roof, and he lay with his father’s concubines in the sight of all Israel.” II Samuel 16: 22.
4. Randy Blue Randy’s Welcome To LA series continues with a trip to a Burbank penthouse, which might be an oxymoron. More …
Wherefore David arose and went, he and his men, and slew of the Philistines two hundred men; and David brought their foreskins, and they gave them in full tale to the king, that he might be the king’s son in law. (1 Samuel 18:27)
5. Guys In Sweatpants His beard is starting to make him look like an Old Testament prophet. I wouldn’t be surprised if he announced he was going to be a mohel this Halloween.
Although Mike covered this in his round-up yesterday, rising star of the moment Justin Owen may look barely recognizable with his new hairstyle, but this doesn’t make the young versatile stud any less irresistible (although he now looks surprisingly a lot less like a Lawrence brother, I’m sad to report). It’s pretty obvious in his new Randy Blue scene with also-versatile Chris Rockway that the two are undeniably into each other — the chemistry between the two is explosive and the two seem like they can barely keep their hands off each other once the cameras start rolling.
My only quibble (and it’s a minor quibble at that!), is that when they finally fuck, they don’t flip-flop — which would have been stellar (I love watching the super-butch Chris take a cock). Alas, there’s always chance of a follow-up. Or at least I can dream (or just bitch about every scene that isn’t a flip-flop).
Brock Cooper spent a good part of last year teasing us by jerking his fat, uncut cock on a bunch of different sites … but will we see this extremely hot man get with another guy in 20014? Now that he’s cropped up on Randy Blue, there might be some hope. If there’s a god he will. He’s fucking hot and could easily be the first big new gay porn star of 2014: He’s three for three (he’s got the face, the body and the cock) … *sigh* if he’d only do some gay stuff on camera.
Check out a retrospective of all his scenes — including his new scene for Randy Blue — after the jump …
Brock Cooper jerking off on a couch for NextDoorMale:
Brock is one of those guys that you have to stop what you are doing when he walks in a room. If he came up to you in a bar, you would lose all motor skills and become a babbling robot. He has these light brown eyes that can pierce your soul make you feel tingles in your dick as if you were getting your very first boner. I decided to take this beautiful specimen out for a jog in the park. And it had to be cut short because whenever I tried to shoot, women and men kept walking in the shot to stare at this beautiful man. And if his beauty did not blow you away, his body will surely knock you off your feet. This man has absolutely a flawlessly chiseled physique. We finally took Brock back to the gym so he could get fucking naked already. And when he pulled out his dick. Jesus Christ, it just keeps getting better and better. This man has a fat juicy . And he knows how to use it. After jerking it for a bit he bent over and showed off his hot hole. He loves to tease and he loves being watched. Finally he laid back on the floor and just started beating his meat with abandon. Finally, he pumped out a glorious white hot load of jizz all over his belly.
Jamie Stroud, he who puts “nasty” in “gymnastics”, aka Randy Blue’s enigmatic Chip Tanner, easily takes the title of “Winner of the Entire Internet” by posting this photo of himself, showing off his completely ripped to shreds body and not only modeling reDUNKulous these hot pink shorts but also adding the accompanying caption:
For those of you who can’t read the comment, here’s the insanity that you’re missing:
#flexfriday yo! With guest appearances by Travis James!
And remember folks! A male that spreads his legs wide open on his back as he lets his head hang off the edge of the bed, so that 2 dudes can simultaneously fuck his ass while a group of hot young muscle studs take turns fucking his mouth and cumming on his face, doesn’t necessarily make that male gay or bi! Don’t believe me!? Watch me prove it!!! ;-) — with Travis James.
and then later, defending his position to a “hater”:
Yes nurture can effect sexual orientation that’s irrelevant to the topic though.
For those of you unfamiliar with the oeuvre of artist Jamie Stroud through his work on non-bareback amateur gay porn site Randy Blue, you should school yourself on this inexplicable phenomenon ASAP by checking out the work he did for Randy Blue here, including:
